Riverton

Only the clock tower of my old school remains as a memory of my early teens.
Only the clock tower of my old school remains as a memory of my early teens.

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Just resumed writing my fourth fantasy novel with the working title of ‘Riverton’. I wrote 10,000 words a couple of months back but circumstances distracted me. Hopefully I can now write regularly and complete the book by Easter.

c/o http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”           

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