#writing #fantasy Advertising a necessary pain

What a relief! “Plague”, my second fantasy novel, is now available on Kindle and within three weeks should be available for sale on-line in paperback. Apparently it takes three to six weeks to get listed on Amazon, B&N, W H Smiths and Waterstones.

The advertising of both books is now well underway in the locality – it will take longer in the big cities. My friends, the best lorry drivers in the world, are distributing my business-card type adverts all over the country. My postcards will be appearing on doorsteps globally before long! Don’t worry I will not be posting spam on twitter or on this site – but I do have to tell someone of my excitement. Previously I have only toyed with advertising my first novel and, as most people know, “toying” is a lot of nonsense, a waste of time. Now that I have both books up and running I will be advertising hopefully on a semi-professional basis until Warner Bros come along and buy into it.

Today’s trivia c/o http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_May

On this day in 1328 – Antipope Nicholas V, a claimant to the papacy, is consecrated in Rome by the Bishop of Venice. (what on earth is an antipope?)

And in 1551 – National University of San Marcos, the oldest university in the Americas, is founded in Lima, Peru

Born this day in 1754 – Franz Anton Hoffmeister, German composer and music publisher (d. 1812) (is he the the first lager lout?)

also on this day is born in 1924 – Tony Hancock, British comedian (d. 1968) poor old Tony died of depression and he really did make so many of us laugh.

Died on this day in 1864 – James Ewell Brown “Jeb” Stuart, American soldier from Virginia and a Confederate Army general (b. 1833)

and also in 1999 – Abd-al-Aziz ibn Abd-Allah ibn Baaz, Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia 1993-1999 (b. 1910) I dare you to say his name when you’ve had a few!

On the lighter side c/o http://www.squidoo.com/welsh-jokes

Did you hear about the ice-cream man, he was found dead in his ice-cream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands? The police said that he had topped himself.
Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

Ta-ta for now.

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